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This guy is with a counselor and she is asking him these questions. She asks "Do you drink?" He says, " Yeah". She says, "How much do you drink?" He goes "two six packs a day". "Two six packs a day?" she says. "How much does that cost you?" He goes "About 14-15 dollars".

"How long have you been doing that?" He goes "Twenty years".

She figures it up, and says "You know that if you had saved that money, that would have been over $156,000! You could have had a Ferrari".

He goes "Well, let me ask you a question- do you drink?" She says "No". He says "Well, where is your freaking Ferrari?"

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